November 14, 2004

Naughty Boris


You really are a bad boy aren't you Boris - sleeping with a woman outside the sanctity of your marriage under God blah blah blah. So Boris got sacked for getting his leg over. As if it's the first time a politician has done that. Or if you believe Michael Howard, not for getting his leg over but for not being entirely honest about getting his leg over. Not that somebody's private life matters to Howard, oh no, except in an election year when he's bleated on and on about the new Tory "honesty". Like anyone will believe that one anyway! Truth is, Boris is the most popular, most liked Tory out there and Howard, it would seem, has used a sledgehammer to crack a nut. A complete bumbling buffoon Boris may be, but he's good on HIGNFY and he doesn't give me the creeps unlike the current Tory leader. If I lived in Henly not Hackney I might even vote for him! I say might, I'd rather catch ebola and crap out my putrified organs than vote Tory, but it's still a "might" and that's about as good as it gets for Tories seeking my vote.